How Not To Convert An Email --Funny

[Graybeard]

OMG even AI couldn't make sense of this gibberish!

">> For those of you in the Zoomer generation (or trying to deal with them spotting bad vibes), we've a fantastic look at how this generation learns differently and how AI fits there.

Fret not, pretty babies, we have a fat stack of fun facts for you to trot out at the next "Kid from Jerry McGuire look-alike contest." Did you know giant snails could have sieged medieval castles? But did you know Marvin Minsky created a framework for thinking about AI agents in 1986? But, but did you know you can spot a bad workplace pretty fast? Bonus: Yes, Mr. Goodwillie, we have your 1987 letter! <<"

WTF is that mess? Really clear communication here. AI went nuts on this dribble:

 

[azgold]

Dear god, what has become of the English language and grammar? Did anybody actually understand that gobbledygook? Did anyone proofread it? Or am I just too old to be hip now?

My current pet peeve: using the word 'more' unnecessarily for a lot of words, i.e. more fast instead of faster, more clear instead of clearer, more clean instead of cleaner. You get the idea. I've even seen/heard some news anchors do it, drives me nuts, I spout stern corrections at the TV.

Pet language peeve of all time: the word, 'yous'. Absolutely, hands down.

 

[azgold]

Another thought: I don't know which is worse - the actual email and it's creator, or those who read it and understand. If that email actually persuades anyone to do anything, there's no hope for future generations.

 

[Graybeard]

more fast

Bester, gooder AI is sort of a saving grace for nonspeaker interpretations or for the uneducated ...

 

[T J Tutor]

AI went nuts on this dribble

I thought AI was the root of all success for us content marketers! You mean I can't rely on iot?

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[Graybeard]

I thought AI was the root of all success for us content marketers! You mean I can't rely on iot?

Read it again i submitted that email [human written gibberish] to see what AI thought of it --the exact opposite.

 

[T J Tutor]

OMG even AI couldn't make sense of this gibberish!

My point exactly!

per Google AI

Yes, AI can be trained to make sense of gibberish, but the success depends on the type of gibberish and the AI model. Some AI models, especially those trained on large amounts of data, can understand and even generate their own forms of "gibberish" or secret languages, often as a result of the training process. However, other AI models might struggle with nonsensical text, especially if it deviates significantly from the patterns they've learned from human-generated data.

 

[T J Tutor]

I think most of the population attempting results from AI are not taking the time to train themselves to use AI. The results is "garbage in" and "garbage out"!

 

[Graybeard]

duplication ===============

 

[Graybeard]

Yes, AI can be trained to make sense of gibberish, but the success depends on the type of gibberish and the AI model. Some AI models, especially those trained on large amounts of data, can understand and even generate their own forms of "gibberish" or secret languages, often as a result of the training process. However, other AI models might struggle with nonsensical text, especially if it deviates significantly from the patterns they've learned from human-generated data.

Sure—here’s your text remixed in Google-speak with a satirical twist:

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