Gold An AM's Greatest Hits (Just for laughs)

[dday500]

Hello All, very cool posts, you guys are so funny.

 

[Luke]

Hi,

the problem is that I do not want to upload money until I can see your offers...

How can I finish registering without uploadind money?
Thanks

Not sure how to upload money.

 

[Samrath Gupta]

Not sure how to upload money.

OMG... Seriously LOL...

Do show us how to UPLOAD MONEY

Regards
~Sam~

 

[david15923]

Not sure how to upload money.

LOL, upload money! Never heard that before xD

 

[mtmjohn]

Not sure how to upload money.

Send him this link: http://www.cpafix.com/showthread.php/1401-Enter-here-NOW!

 

[K]

Send him this link: http://www.cpafix.com/showthread.php/1401-Enter-here-NOW!

ROFL! Competition ended

 

[Luke]

Hi

1. Can I advertise Free Download Manager
http://peerfly.com/x/0/3291/affid/fly/
by using peerfly.com ?

2.

There is Allowed Marketing PPV/CPV.
Is peerfly.com PPC/CPV?

Many Thanks

hmmmmmm

 

[david15923]

hmmmmmm

1 question: How do you reply to those people?!!?!?!?

 

[mtmjohn]

ROFL! Competition ended

Launch a new one, haha

 

[Luke]

1 question: How do you reply to those people?!!?!?!?

Depends. Usually try to figure out what they are actually trying to ask.

 

[PeterOBN]

You know how you should add a site description when you're applying? Here's one line you could use and will never work in your advantage.

Site description: this is very nice

And when we want to know how you've heard about us:

How did you hear about us: skype is well

 

[EymardSiojo]

This Thread made me laugh. Keep them coming guys. =D

 

[blackbarbie]

HAHA, wow. These are hilarious. I'm a new AM. I've gotten some interesting emails so far, but none as funny as these.

 

[jeterboy]

Keep coming guys... Being an AM is not easy eh?

HAHA, wow. These are hilarious. I'm a new AM. I've gotten some interesting emails so far, but none as funny as these.

New AM of CPATank, Good to see you here

 

[blackbarbie]

Being an AM is not easy eh?

It's definitely not easy so I'm learning!

 

[openetration]

XD. maybe bein an AM is not boring at all. well I want to know what is the highest paid amount >?

 

[blackbarbie]

XD. maybe bein an AM is not boring at all. well I want to know what is the highest paid amount >?

that's a pretty broad question

 

[PeterOBN]

Hey again, guys!

Being an AM is definitely NOT easy, but heck - it's so much fun I wouldn't trade it for anything else!
Also the boring part.. I don't even know how you can assume it could be boring. Any job that requires you to talk to ppl from around the globe can't be boring.
It can however:
- make you laugh
- make you cry
- make you feel like a retard
- make you wanna kill yourself (or someone else)

So if you like all (or any) of the above, join the Affiliate Managers' team! The laughter is much more than the other stuff... usually
Oh and Barbie, welcome aboard, you've joined the team, now there' no getting out..

Now to the point, I found some old gems:

My account is not active please do the needful asap..

Hi Dear,

Thank you for your interest in the company of my account

One of my latest hits was on AIM:

PUB: Hi
ME: Hey, how may I help you today?
PUB: When payment?
ME: For you tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, if you have any specific questions, please contact Accounting.
PUB: Ooo.. My grandma very sick.. I hope I get money soon...
ME: Erm...

That is NOT cool, guys! I had another one like it, but then the wife was just giving birth..

 

[K]

I get SOOOOO many IM's on Skype form publishers saying there family members are ill or need money for operations! !

 

[blackbarbie]

Today in my inbox I got:
"70.185.244.143

ur gone now black barbie thanks for not taking my emails seriously !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
YIKES.