JeremyHFSykes
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My name is Jeremy Sykes. I am a graduate of Johns Hopkins University and an attorney. I am not a practicing attorney because I am not actually worth the amount of money that it would take for me to BE a practicing attorney.
I am from New Jersey and VERY proud of it, but I have lived in Maryland for the last 20 years.
Things I Like: Expensive Cars, Big Boats, Private Jets, pretty much everything I can't afford. What I CAN afford is, what I do. I fish, ride my bike, hike, paint (not houses, artwork), play with my kids, etc. Oh yea, embarrassing as it might be, I am a big fan of Star Trek.
Things I Really Don't Like (because my mother told me hate is a bad word) :
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point in between my legs when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. People who are willing to get off their backside to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".? Duhhh! What good is having cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking for something after you've found it?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No dummy, I paid $12 to come to the movies so I could stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Well, you didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!" Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's improved, then there must have been something before it, it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What do they mean? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What could you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the train and someone asks "Has the train come yet?". If the train had come would I be standing here, you moron?
10. People who wait to see what obnoxious thing I'll say next. *No, that is NOT directed at you. It is directed to the people that actually have the pleasure of knowing me.
I want to learn more about this industry. I am a "Newbie" of the highest degree. I understand the very basics but for a variety of reasons was hired by a great company, Niche Marketers Network, to be their Affiliate Manager. What am I supposed to do? Recruit affiliates to work on our 100+ campaigns. Sorry, shameless promotion.
I'd love to speak with any and all of you but don't quite know how without the ability to post e-mail addresses or IM handles. If you know a way, let me know!
I wish great success for you all, just as I do for myself. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!!!
p.s. could this have been any longer?????
I am from New Jersey and VERY proud of it, but I have lived in Maryland for the last 20 years.
Things I Like: Expensive Cars, Big Boats, Private Jets, pretty much everything I can't afford. What I CAN afford is, what I do. I fish, ride my bike, hike, paint (not houses, artwork), play with my kids, etc. Oh yea, embarrassing as it might be, I am a big fan of Star Trek.
Things I Really Don't Like (because my mother told me hate is a bad word) :
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point in between my legs when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. People who are willing to get off their backside to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".? Duhhh! What good is having cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking for something after you've found it?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No dummy, I paid $12 to come to the movies so I could stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Well, you didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!" Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's improved, then there must have been something before it, it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What do they mean? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What could you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the train and someone asks "Has the train come yet?". If the train had come would I be standing here, you moron?
10. People who wait to see what obnoxious thing I'll say next. *No, that is NOT directed at you. It is directed to the people that actually have the pleasure of knowing me.
I want to learn more about this industry. I am a "Newbie" of the highest degree. I understand the very basics but for a variety of reasons was hired by a great company, Niche Marketers Network, to be their Affiliate Manager. What am I supposed to do? Recruit affiliates to work on our 100+ campaigns. Sorry, shameless promotion.
I'd love to speak with any and all of you but don't quite know how without the ability to post e-mail addresses or IM handles. If you know a way, let me know!
I wish great success for you all, just as I do for myself. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!!!
p.s. could this have been any longer?????
