Banned from B&Q

[deb4dwight]

I walks in minding my own business when this guy in orange comes up to me and says; "Do you want decking?" so I got the first punch in......
OK, it's bad, I know..... :roll:

 

[temi]

Dr Dwight
So you basically decked the poor guy, what sort of woman are you? B&Q's action against you is definitely justified but then' you can always go to Home base.
The joke reminds of the two Ronnies four candles, did you ever see that sketch?

Temi