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[theviralguy]

Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.

Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and

buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from

humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets

groceries once a month.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and

a huge, bearded man is standing there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbour from forty miles

up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday

night. Thought you might like to come at

about 5:00...'

'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out

here I'm ready to meet some local folks

Thank you.'

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you.

Be some drinking'.'

'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years

in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.

'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! .

I'll be there. Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom,

warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for

six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way,

what should I wear?'

'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'

 

[Emilyecho]

:clap:humorously joke...hone:

 

[web.surfer]

eeeekkkk! after reading the last sentence I went up and read this again: 'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

hahahahaha... really funny!

 

[chrislittle09]

:lol: this one is really funny...

 

[deluxdon]

Good one mate.

:beer:
DON.

 

[Robdale]

I liked it too. :thumbup:

 

[CoolDude55]

:lol::lol::lol: party with only two persons celebrating., hahahahahaha

 

[chriscash01]

hahahahaha really can't help it but to lough!!!

 

[Robdale]

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

I know its old but still interesting.

 

[chriscash01]

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

I know its old but still interesting.

it makes me laugh! :clap:

 

[Robdale]

An Old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Grandson, I wanna you listen to me. I wanna you to take my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You listen me. Some day you gonna be run da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots of money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos.

"Some day you gonna come home and maybe find you wife in a bed with another man. "What you gonna do then... point to your watch and say, Times Up?"

 

[PPC-Hammer]

Robdale, you have just made my da :applause:

 

[Robdale]

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."

 

[jedi]

Great jokes! :thumbsup:

 

[chriscash01]

gimme some more:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Cryxellis]

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."

You rock dude:lol: I know that line.. :lol:

 

[Robdale]

Forums are really a great way to express our feelings...

 

[hannahharstad]

ahhhh!!! hahaha. that's gross and funny

 

[andyparker01]

ha haaaaaa....awsome dud..

 

[bryanfuller]

that was cool...........!:applause: