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We all know it's important to motivate new affiliates and get them activated right? Check out this strategy!
The Rich Jerk just launched on CJ this week. Someone over at DP shared the Affiliate WELCOME LETTER...
"Against my better judgment....I accepted you to my affiliate program. Don't make me regret it.
Now I suppose you are hoping for words of encouragement, like how wonderful it is having you on board, and how I want us to be close friends....blah blah blah. That's not gonna happen. The only way to get my personal attention is to generate massive sales. Can you handle that? All you gotta do is grab my banners, check out my affiliate page at xyz for some tips, and get to work.
It ain't rocket science. I guarantee there are people dumber than you making more money than you on the internet. Now it's time to get your slice......"
ROTFLMAO!!! Good one!
We all know it's important to motivate new affiliates and get them activated right? Check out this strategy!
The Rich Jerk just launched on CJ this week. Someone over at DP shared the Affiliate WELCOME LETTER...
"Against my better judgment....I accepted you to my affiliate program. Don't make me regret it.
Now I suppose you are hoping for words of encouragement, like how wonderful it is having you on board, and how I want us to be close friends....blah blah blah. That's not gonna happen. The only way to get my personal attention is to generate massive sales. Can you handle that? All you gotta do is grab my banners, check out my affiliate page at xyz for some tips, and get to work.
It ain't rocket science. I guarantee there are people dumber than you making more money than you on the internet. Now it's time to get your slice......"
ROTFLMAO!!! Good one!
