Joke!! lol

[NelsonFPP]

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand.

There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is
flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can
still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "
Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the
parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans
come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"

"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks
his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in
the other bag?"

"Well", said the old lady. "Not all of them paid"....

 

[HostiaWeb.Com]

Lol, thats a good one.

 

[internize]

ha ha ha!

Nice one! :applause:

 

[ashiyanayoga]

Good one


Ashu
Yoga Retreat

 

[Green East]

Very funny! Poor old thing this recession when even spending a penny gains so much interest it's damaging to your health. :applause:

 

[michael.peter77]

Nice joke. I really loved it. I would love to read more of such kind.

 

[321group]

haha good joke

 

[martinglover]

Theres always good jokes in forums!!!

 

[davidmort]

COOL!:applause:The best joke i have ever heard!

 

[DripWebs]

NIce One.... Unique joke I've ever heard... LOL:laugh:

 

[clemens20]

LOL,That's a laugh out.. hehe

 

[Lovely]

Nice joke, keep them coming...like reading jokes

 

[remfans]

Good one. It was really funny.
If you have some more, share them
I have one:

Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, "How old are you?" They say 90.
So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do their thing.
When they come back downstairs the first old man asks the other "How was it?" The other one says "I think she was dead, she just laid there, how was yours?"
"I think mine was a witch."
"A witch?"
"Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted and flew out the window."

 

[cocodonald]

hahah,good joke.

 

[Dorothea01]

:yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

 

[ninsa1]

hahaha,nice one

 

[I4Visual]

Good one. It was really funny.
If you have some more, share them
I have one:

Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, "How old are you?" They say 90.
So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do their thing.
When they come back downstairs the first old man asks the other "How was it?" The other one says "I think she was dead, she just laid there, how was yours?"
"I think mine was a witch."
"A witch?"
"Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted and flew out the window."

LMAO, that's awesome.
Also, the first joke made me laugh so much

here's one:

Q: when a blonde blows air into another blonde's ear, what is it called?
A: data transfer

 

[davidhussey]

all jokes are very nice. another from me;


A Man: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation.

Doctor Yes, of course.

Man: Great. I never could before.

 

[CraigEvander]

"Well", said the old lady. "Not all of them paid"....
Just epic ))

 

[CraigEvander]

Here is one for you :

"A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club." "