Ask Me Anything 20 Ways to Have Sex With Google Every Day

[Honeybadger]

Ok so the thread title
it might be considered click bait
--> hey I am a student of Neil Patel
Sharing some real SEO tips with you
if you want to be ranked in Google
do these things every day
--> and ignore the Google Sandbox Theory Myth
it is just an excuse for lazy people
who like conspiracy theories
and who don't really understand SEO

1. Change your homepage content
2. Change the update date of your homepage
3. Publish a new high quality post --> does not need to be 1,000 words
4. Make your latest blog post appear on all pages
5. Add your blog post URL to your social media accounts
6. Change content on your pillar pages
7. Change the updated date of your pillar pages
8. Make sure your XML site map is not blocked --> use Google Search Console
9. Pepper your pillar pages with new internal links --> to your new blog posts
10. Get links from external relevant websites or social media accounts to your new blog posts
11. Add new highly optimized images to your new posts
12. Improve the loading speed (even by milliseconds) of your website homepage + pillar pages + new posts --> check in Google Analytics
13. Check your server response time and improve it if you can
14. Correct all crawl errors in Google Search Console including mobile friendliness errors
15. Use ping services to notify of your latest new blog posts
16. Encourage social sharing by responding to all comments people make about your posts
17. Adjust Google crawl rate manually -->

    Google Search Console

    Use Search Console to monitor Google Search results data for your properties.

    www.google.com
18. Adjust XML sitemap importance settings
19. Deep link to forgotten pages of your website
20. Change the content date in meta description + meta title + h1 title and opening paragraph

 

[Graybeard]

Sounds like a "two bagger" and a extra-strength condom to me
I see where the 'goo' part came from now.
Wet dream --not!

 

[Sam Malhotra]

Sounds Great,
Will see how effective these tips will be to cum on google front page.

 

[PureLander]

Hmmhmm , sounds great for someone who always looks for new methods to have fun

- Samira

 

[T J Tutor]

Sharing some real SEO tips with you
if you want to be ranked in Google
do these things every day

I see many choking on the advice, but in the end it is what gets results.

I had someone tell me yesterday that SEO is completely unnecessary and all of it is a hoax.

 

[Graybeard]

Meanwhile, your pals at Google are stalking their users with Android ...

Google cannot escape location privacy lawsuit in Arizona, judge rules

Allegations that Alphabet Inc's Google deceived users with unclear smartphone location tracking settings should be weighed by a jury, an Arizona judge ruled on Tuesday, refusing to toss out a lawsuit brought by the state's attorney general.

www.reuters.com

 

[T J Tutor]

I am reminded of the arms dealer that was a focus of investigation which revealed they were selling arms to both sides of a conflict. When confronted with this fact, and asked where their loyalties were, they responded with "For the time being my loyalties are with the last one that paid me!".

 

[VortexAlpha]

Ok so the thread title
it might be considered click bait
--> hey I am a student of Neil Patel
Sharing some real SEO tips with you
if you want to be ranked in Google
do these things every day
--> and ignore the Google Sandbox Theory Myth
it is just an excuse for lazy people
who like conspiracy theories
and who don't really understand SEO

1. Change your homepage content
2. Change the update date of your homepage
3. Publish a new high quality post --> does not need to be 1,000 words
4. Make your latest blog post appear on all pages
5. Add your blog post URL to your social media accounts
6. Change content on your pillar pages
7. Change the updated date of your pillar pages
8. Make sure your XML site map is not blocked --> use Google Search Console
9. Pepper your pillar pages with new internal links --> to your new blog posts
10. Get links from external relevant websites or social media accounts to your new blog posts
11. Add new highly optimized images to your new posts
12. Improve the loading speed (even by milliseconds) of your website homepage + pillar pages + new posts --> check in Google Analytics
13. Check your server response time and improve it if you can
14. Correct all crawl errors in Google Search Console including mobile friendliness errors
15. Use ping services to notify of your latest new blog posts
16. Encourage social sharing by responding to all comments people make about your posts
17. Adjust Google crawl rate manually -->

    Google Search Console

    Use Search Console to monitor Google Search results data for your properties.

    www.google.com
18. Adjust XML sitemap importance settings
19. Deep link to forgotten pages of your website
20. Change the content date in meta description + meta title + h1 title and opening paragraph

Seems like an awfully a lot of things to do, but I guess it is as it is. Some tips should be done as soon as the website is done, but others need to be done and checked on a regular basis, as they could really improve the quality and ranking of the site, and we all know how difficult it is to achieve anything big on Google nowadays.

 

[Graybeard]

I had someone tell me yesterday that SEO is completely unnecessary and all of it is a hoax.

Yes and no ... common sense is that good content and usability UX creates return visitors, user loyalty and trust --that will (or 'should') improve your referrals from search engines as they also need to maintain user loyalty.

Users will not be loyal to search engines that deliver useless content.

I am not sure who the dog is and who the fleas are --but I know who is sucking the blood
I never do as I am told lolz --I depend on reason, logic and empirical evidence.

Google has always had ulterior motives in their rants. Eric Schmidt destroyed Google and built it into Alphabet (also known as the 3v1L 3mp1r3).

Caveat emptor

 

[Honeybadger]

Seems like an awfully a lot of things to do

Hahaha
Surface + nail + hammer + downward force = ?
--> that is why there is so little competition
nobody wants to put in the effort
but in reality a long list of SEO checks
= ?
You guessed it
ranking + traffic = commission