Dracula's Castle' for sale

[temi]

A Habsburg heir is hoping someone will take a bite of his offer Monday to sell "Dracula's Castle" in Transylvania.

The medieval Bran Castle, perched on a cliff near Brasov in mountainous central Romania, is a top tourist attraction because of its ties to Prince Vlad the Impaler, the warlord whose cruelty inspired Bram Stoker's 1897 novel, "Dracula."

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[Robocop]

I recon a film company will snap it up or some rich star like Michael Jackson. Ohhh, he's not rich now is he (shame lol) Michael Jackson in Draculas Castle mmmmmmmm sorta sounds about right that.

 

[temi]

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Dracula? One preys on boys the other on women

 

[Robocop]

Plus they both look like monsters

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!

 

[temi]

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: No difference, they are both pollutant; one specialise in polluting your boy, the other pollutes the environment.