Does your dog bite?

[paulastevn]

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog​

 

[keylogger]

yeah many times.

 

[Science]

Hehe. It is just a joke, not a question, right.

 

[traxport121]

haha lol ... the shopkeeper is so mean

 

[lethal0r]

haha thats pretty simple but its fairly funny.

 

[traxport121]

haha thats pretty simple but its fairly funny.

Totally agreed

 

[fagnantelectric]

A burglar is walking stealthily around the living room of the house he's just broken into. He jumps with fright when he suddenly hears a voice behind him saying "beware, Jesus watches you"

He turns around, swings the beam of his flashlight in the direction the voice came from and sees that it was just a parrot. The bird repeats "beware, Jesus watches you"

The burglar walks up to the cage and asks "And what may your name be? The parrot answers "Coco." The burglar snickers and says "I've always found that a very stupid name for a parrot." The parrot answers "Maybe, but not half as silly as Jesus for a Pitbull terrier"

 

[affshow]

It's really a joke,

 

[fagnantelectric]

lol this one is cute:

Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, "For Pete's sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?!"

 

[Andrus]

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you!" the voice bellowed out.The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, and one second later a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man replied. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

 

[ovzweb]

somtimes.....

 

[logo32design]

Hahaha so funny.

 

[blair013]

LOL that was funny .Well i thought he don't know his dog is not biting.

 

[jackkenway]

Nice joke

 

[hazelaustn]

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog​

This one is really superb...

 

[hazelaustn]

A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!