God does have a sense of humour

[deluxdon]

A man was praying to God.

He said, "God!?"

God responded, "Yes?"

And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?"

"Go right ahead," God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "a million years to me is only a second."

"Hmmm," the man wondered. Then he asked, "God, what is a million
dollars worth to you?"

God said, "a million dollars to me is as a penny."

So the man said, "God. can I have a penny?"

And God cheerfully said, "Sure!!.....just a second."

DON.

 

[SclekHosting]

HaHa!

I get it

 

[deluxdon]

LOL funny stuff

And worth to read it.

DON.
:sneaky:

 

[jepot]

That i sure funny

 

[deluxdon]

Yeap funny as well as good humour

DON.

 

[SamanthaHall]

Hey,it is really funny and you make me smile don!

 

[Robdale]

Great joke, really funny... LoL

 

[Robdale]

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?" he man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife." What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also." thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog?
"The man replied "Join the queue."
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A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"

The wife stared at him and asked, "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

 

[chriscash01]

very funny! LOL!

i have one related to that joke.,

one day a street kid go to a church and pray.

the kid say in his prayer; "dear God, Please give me a bicycle."

the next day the did not receive or get any bicycle and went again to church to pray for it again.

the day past again and the kid receive nothing yet again and de sided to go again in the church.

the next day., the priest was shocked because the mama Mary's Statue is not on it's place and only a letter found on it's place. the priest read it "God! if you Don't give the bike i wanted! you will never see your Mother anymore!!!"

 

[Robdale]

That's funny... LoL
Keep it up.

 

[Shawn_Sh]

LOL! You are great, carry on!

 

[giving4prosperity]

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?" he man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife." What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also." thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog?
"The man replied "Join the queue."
========================================================

A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"

The wife stared at him and asked, "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

This is really funny, thanks for this joke it makes me laugh a lot.