1) The wife and I found a rusty old artefact on the beach, washed it in the sea then took it home, only to be told its a LIVE HAND GRANADE from WWI. Bomb squad arrived 10 minutes later and took it away
2) Flew a kite near an army site and it got hit by a helicopter (absolutely true)
3) Put diesel in my petrol car.
4) Drove 600 miles on 3 cylinders because I had to get to a job (£550 repair bill)
Over to you guys
2) Flew a kite near an army site and it got hit by a helicopter (absolutely true)
3) Put diesel in my petrol car.
4) Drove 600 miles on 3 cylinders because I had to get to a job (£550 repair bill)
Over to you guys