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Linda Buquet

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SKIP DOWN & READ BELOW... Lets create our own list of the
Top Signs You're An Affiliate Marketing Addict


I used to do SEO for a living and still try to keep up with the biz. When I scanned my newsreader today I found a fun post over at the Small Business SEM blog. Here are a couple gems that webmasters and affiliates who obsess over their rankings should get a big kick out of!

Stuck in the Sandbox Again :p
<img src="http://static.flickr.com/75/220320996_5efc99482e.jpg?v=0" alt="SEO sandbox" align="left" hspace="10" width="200" /> <strong><a target="_new" href="http://www.smallbusinesssem.com/2006/09/22/top-21-signs-you-need-a-break-from-seo/">Top 21 Signs You Need a Break from SEO</a></strong>

5) When your son tells you he wants to go play in the sandbox, you fear you won?t see him again for eight months.

18) When your daughter brings home a new boyfriend to meet you, your first thought is to check his backlinks.

19) Your second thought is to warn them about the dangers of reciprocal linking.

Top Signs You're An Affiliate Marketing Addict

Come up with some good ones guys and I'll blog about it.
I'll think of some fun ones after I put my creative thinking cap on.
Come on, this will be fun! :p Who's up 1st??? :eek:
 
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Lisa76

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Fun! I love the backlinks one!

Okay, I'll try a couple...

When you continuously refresh your affiliate stats every hour and you KNOW they are updated once a day.

When you ask your boss if your salary is two-tier
 

Lynn Quario

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When your kids ask you what you are going to be on Halloween and you tell them your not sure if you want to be a black hat or a white hat.


Lynn
 

Linda Buquet

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HEHE good ones! I thought of a couple last night as I was falling asleep. I think they were pretty lame... I'll be back after I dig em out of the cob webs.
 

Linda Buquet

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Oh, I just remembered one of them... :p

You know you are married to an Affiliate marketer
when they wake up in a sweat from a nightmare screaming
"Don't touch my cookies!" :D
 

Lynn Quario

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Answering machine: please leave a message

Response: Would you like me to post it on the message board?


I thought of this one when I made a phone call where the answering machine picked it up and asked to leave a message... :D


Lynn :)
 

krunk

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ha ha

I like your post! Very funny indeed! When you love what you're doing it's so easy to become a junky about it. But eventually at times I have to tap myself on the shoulder and say that's enough for the day. Either that or my girlfriend curses me out!
 
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