The Affiliates Prayer

[Jaded Affiliate]

As I lay myself down to sleep
I pray to the Lord, so I may bank deep.
That through the pain, and through the hurt,
May He bless my LP's, so they convert.
And that if I die, may nobody cry
Because my campaigns have a positive ROI. So grant me the strength, and grace me with luck
So when I awake, I can make some nice bucks.

 

[T J Tutor]

As I lay myself down to sleep
I pray to the Lord, so I may bank deep.
That through the pain, and through the hurt,
May He bless my LP's, so they convert.
And that if I die, may nobody cry
Because my campaigns have a positive ROI. So grant me the strength, and grace me with luck
So when I awake, I can make some nice bucks.

AMEN

 

[marketerbybirth]

And that if I die, may nobody cry

I like this stanza but... people cry whenever a good soul departs