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    Money and friends

    A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends.
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    It's time to change a clothes

    The soldiers had been marching and fighting. They were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?" "The good news!" they all shouted. "OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will...
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    Response Ability

    An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity." Philosopher Bertrand Russell...
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    A New Employee

    Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held. Well, the...
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    A Girl's Wish

    On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
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    A Gentle Reminder

    Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years? He...
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    Good News and Bad News

    The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?" "The good news!" they all shouted. "OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each...
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    The Best Stimulant

    A patient said to his doctor, "Doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit." So the doctor said, "Don't worry, take this, and after you see the bill, you will have all these feelings."
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    The Lucky Cat

    "Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room." "Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky." "This one is, he's just had your dinner!"
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    A smart horse

    There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing, and his horse immediately galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back. "That’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed. "Well, he’s not really so smart," the...
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    I've been trying to do that for years

    A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no." said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to...
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    Early Big Shopping

    An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?" The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year." The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?" He...
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    I am a fan of ip video monitoring

    Now the world is video surveillance camera , but also far failed to evolve to the ip video surveillance of the world. Fashion video monitor market has two kinds of technical route: one kind is the digital video monitoring based on IP, and the other is based on traditional video monitoring of the...
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    A joke between the son and mother

    The son want to sleep with his mother every night. One day, his mother said to him : Are you still sleep with me when you grown up ? he answered his mother: Yeah! Mum ask him : then your wife? the son answered : Let her with my Dad. After the father heared, said : my child is very...
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    Your home good helper

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