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Gold An AM's Greatest Hits (Just for laughs)

Discussion in 'General Affiliate Marketing Forum' started by PeterOBN, Mar 8, 2012.

  1. PeterOBN

    PeterOBN Affiliate Manager Affiliate Manager affiliate

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    Hello guys, I see a bunch of threads about AMs who did something wrong, didn't reply to your emails, etc., etc. I agree that is the case sometimes and I see your problem. But I've decided to show you how things look on our end sometimes (or most of the time :cool: )

    So the idea of this thread would be for AMs to post some of the most ridiculous, funny and unrelated replies they've received.
    I hope this will be updated regularly in order for all of you to see how things really look out there. :eek:

    I'm not trying to offend anyone and this thread is just for laughs (and of course, the complete anonymity of the pubs is guaranteed), so I hope you'll enjoy it!

    So here's the latest one I got.

    My question: How do you drive traffic?
    The answer: I have my own car, so normally I drive everyday.
    :rolleyes:
     
  2. K

    K Administrator Administrator affiliate

    ROFL at in a car - seriously?

    I love the video by the Convert2 guys - so funny.

    Great thread and idea!
     
  3. JohnCPAAlpha

    JohnCPAAlpha Affiliate Manager Affiliate Manager affiliate

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    Yes I like this idea too. This could be good for some laughs!!
     
  4. PeterOBN

    PeterOBN Affiliate Manager Affiliate Manager affiliate

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    Thanks guys ;)
    I'll post some more soon. :)
     
  5. Naveen

    Naveen Affiliate affiliate

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    Haha... nice idea and couldn't wait to see more.
     
  6. mtmjohn

    mtmjohn Get your fix Ninja! affiliate

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    Classic. Keep more coming! haha :)
     
  7. Samrath Gupta

    Samrath Gupta Service Manager Affiliate Manager Service Manager affiliate

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    I was talking with a publisher of mine... I had a little confusion of his name. I wasn't sure if he was Male Or Female lol...

    So, I asked

    I was like ROFL :D :D :D :D :D

    Regards
    ~Sam~
     
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  8. K

    K Administrator Administrator affiliate

    NO WAY LMAO - good share Sam, let's see some more!
     
  9. Samrath Gupta

    Samrath Gupta Service Manager Affiliate Manager Service Manager affiliate

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    lol lol lol lol.... you cant imagine the laugh I had LOL...
     
  10. LukePeerFly

    LukePeerFly Super Moderator Super Mod moderator Affiliate Manager Service Manager affiliate

    I have about 400 emails in my inbox since I just got back from AM Days. I'll post some good ones soon :)
     
  11. PeterOBN

    PeterOBN Affiliate Manager Affiliate Manager affiliate

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    One thing I often see in the affs' description where they have to type in their AIM username:
    AIM: I want to make money!!!!!
    AIM: To be the BEST!!
    AIM: To be like Google/Facebook/etc.,etc.
    :rolleyes:

    Duh... and you guys think we got it easy!

    Some more:

    Me: You shouldn't use proxies, because those leads will not be paid for. It's fraud!
    Them: Hello admin. .perhaps some that are so in love (their-website.com) cheat. i am admin expect sympathy. I will manage me more. hope admin condescending current payments.first work 1betternetwork.com. thank admin!

    :rolleyes:

    Another one and this is a person that never replied to my emails, but all of the sudden sent me this:


    Dear admin,

    My user name is **********.com, first thank you for your company to my account not active care
    (what?) , because my account is not active number of less than your company's advertising (huh?), so I can not make a contribution to your company has not communicate with your company, do I feel ashamed (I sincerely hope so) I'm sorry your company (lol), your company since I received this message(the weekly offers update), I will directly tell(thank god) I need your type of ad, please give me your company's advertising (alrighty then) and insurance education let me sell your company (don't think so, but thanks), education, and insurance advertising is my favorite of the market, your company, please believe me, I will do these two types of ads, want to give the most approved.
    Thank you to my help?
    (thank you too? :eek:)

    What they were trying to say was they needed some edu and insurance campaigns to promote and with no traffic whatsoever before that they wanted them ASAP! :eek:
     
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  12. K

    K Administrator Administrator affiliate

    ROFL - i love the AIM ones oh dear! Some people havnt a clue!

    Keep them coming!
     
  13. Samrath Gupta

    Samrath Gupta Service Manager Affiliate Manager Service Manager affiliate

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    I loved the AIM part lmao....
     
  14. Parry

    Parry Affiliate affiliate

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    Ok..I am not an AM and neither is this a related joke but I couldn't stop myself after I remembered this one seeing Sam's joke above.

    I was out for dinner at someone's place. There were many guests and the hostess was an affable lady who wanted her guests to enjoy the food. Unfortunately she had a habit of using short forms for words.

    She wanted to ask - Does anyone want a second helping?

    What she actually asked was - Anyone for SEX?!

    Silence followed and most people pretended not to hear - thankfully there was loud music playing in the background so it saved the situation. She must have realized what she said because she didn't ask again!
     
  15. Samrath Gupta

    Samrath Gupta Service Manager Affiliate Manager Service Manager affiliate

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    lmao.....
     
  16. LukePeerFly

    LukePeerFly Super Moderator Super Mod moderator Affiliate Manager Service Manager affiliate

    Something was lost in translation.
     
  17. mtmjohn

    mtmjohn Get your fix Ninja! affiliate

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    "To be like Google/Facebook/etc.,etc."

    NICE!!! :)
     
  18. K

    K Administrator Administrator affiliate

    haha keep them coming!
     
  19. Samrath Gupta

    Samrath Gupta Service Manager Affiliate Manager Service Manager affiliate

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    Here is my recent Encounter with an Awesome Pub of mine !

    He gave me a poker face LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!

    But its not his fault lolzz... The term Account Manager can confuse many...

    So The understanding from this post is

    Account Manager and Affiliate Manager both are same person :D

    Regards
    ~Sam~
     
  20. Samrath Gupta

    Samrath Gupta Service Manager Affiliate Manager Service Manager affiliate

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    Here is my recent Encounter with an Awesome Pub of mine !

    He gave me a poker face LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!

    But its not his fault lolzz... The term Account Manager can confuse many...

    So The understanding from this post is

    Account Manager and Affiliate Manager both are same person :D

    Regards
    ~Sam~
     

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